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Hindutva Brigade Divided over Porn Ban

‘Banning porn will encourage homosexuality in RSS’- Mohan Bhagwat

‘Most of the porn on internet is Western. Banning porn is a part of Make in India strategy. I request people to watch B – Grade Hindi movies particularly the ones which have Gajendra Chauhan. We have appointed Gajendra to lead the pioneer Film institute in the country for the simple purpose to mainstream B – Grade movies and encourage budding filmmakers in FTII to make such bold movies. Instead of wasting so much data on watching porn online, I request citizens to visit nearby shady cinema halls and watch B – Grade movies. This will boost our economy significantly and contribute 9% of additional revenue in GDP.’ -said श्री नरेंद्र मोदी on तन की बात. With  that statement of Prime Minister on the radio show, Government of India banned porn couple of days ago.

Renown economist and political analyst Surjit S. Bhalla called it a courageous step to increase domestic pornography tourism in Khujrao. According to him this will also boost the sales of Mastram and Savita Bhabhi. Our sources have informed us that Arun Jaitley, Union Finance Minister, was opposed to the decision. He recommended taxation on porn, which would have increased revenues of Indian state significantly. His recommendations were reflected in 15th Finance Commission report on taxation.

The opinion on porn ban is divided in Hindutva circles.

Rashtriya Sweyamsevak Sangh (RSS) is opposed to the decision. Ram Madhav has written a dissenting note to the Prime Minister. Mohan Bhagwat is also angry over the ban. While speaking to RSS cadre in Nagpur, he said, “banishing porn is not acceptable to Rashtriya Sweyamsevak Sangh. How will the cadres and trainers entertain themselves? Modi Bhakts also are opposed to the decision. So are many elected representatives of BJP in state and national assemblies, who used to watch it to energize themselves during the boring, drowsy sessions of the relevant houses. Banning porn will encourage homosexuality in RSS training camps.”

Swami Ramdev hailed the decision. He announced that the Patanjali Vidyapeeth will produce 100% Shudh Desi porn to fill the vacuum created by the ban.