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Hindutva, the New Opium

When Arun Jaitley, the finance minister, was asked about unemployment data in an interview, his response was, who says unemployment is increasing. If it was increasing, there would’ve been massive mobilizations and protests, social agitation. According to him, India has not experienced such a wave of protests in the last five years ago. He is right in a way, even with rising unemployment, that too after demonetization, not many people are on the streets demanding employment/work.

Instead, a large number of youngsters are engaged in Gau Raksha, lynchings, Pakistan Murdabad protests, Ram Mandir movement and Jatts, Marathas, Patels, Kapus asking for a reservation in shrinking public education and employment.

They’ve forgotten that they need food, shelter and work. They are unaware that there are no jobs being created. What they know is that they should be proud to be Hindu or Indian, anyone not following their narrative should be killed.

There have been massive protests of contract workers, informal workers and farmers, they all went unrecorded because media quietly slipped them under the carpet.

This all shows how much we have gone down. Now, this war hysteria has forced everyone to be jingoistic, while forgetting that Prime Minister’s Office sucked up to a crony and sold off the country.

Jaitley is right because he and his colleagues have made the whole country addicted to Hindutva. The great Chinese civilization at its peak was destroyed by opium addiction. Hindutva is opium to India. Ask not whether you’re safe in your country, ask whether the cow is left straying on the streets.

Hindutva Brigade Divided over Porn Ban

‘Banning porn will encourage homosexuality in RSS’- Mohan Bhagwat

‘Most of the porn on internet is Western. Banning porn is a part of Make in India strategy. I request people to watch B – Grade Hindi movies particularly the ones which have Gajendra Chauhan. We have appointed Gajendra to lead the pioneer Film institute in the country for the simple purpose to mainstream B – Grade movies and encourage budding filmmakers in FTII to make such bold movies. Instead of wasting so much data on watching porn online, I request citizens to visit nearby shady cinema halls and watch B – Grade movies. This will boost our economy significantly and contribute 9% of additional revenue in GDP.’ -said श्री नरेंद्र मोदी on तन की बात. With  that statement of Prime Minister on the radio show, Government of India banned porn couple of days ago.

Renown economist and political analyst Surjit S. Bhalla called it a courageous step to increase domestic pornography tourism in Khujrao. According to him this will also boost the sales of Mastram and Savita Bhabhi. Our sources have informed us that Arun Jaitley, Union Finance Minister, was opposed to the decision. He recommended taxation on porn, which would have increased revenues of Indian state significantly. His recommendations were reflected in 15th Finance Commission report on taxation.

The opinion on porn ban is divided in Hindutva circles.

Rashtriya Sweyamsevak Sangh (RSS) is opposed to the decision. Ram Madhav has written a dissenting note to the Prime Minister. Mohan Bhagwat is also angry over the ban. While speaking to RSS cadre in Nagpur, he said, “banishing porn is not acceptable to Rashtriya Sweyamsevak Sangh. How will the cadres and trainers entertain themselves? Modi Bhakts also are opposed to the decision. So are many elected representatives of BJP in state and national assemblies, who used to watch it to energize themselves during the boring, drowsy sessions of the relevant houses. Banning porn will encourage homosexuality in RSS training camps.”

Swami Ramdev hailed the decision. He announced that the Patanjali Vidyapeeth will produce 100% Shudh Desi porn to fill the vacuum created by the ban.