Owing to the Opposition from Sadhus and Sangh Karyakartas, Government Unblocks Porn Sites

Modi government took a U-turn on porn ban. Owing to the pressure exerted by Sadhus, Sangh Karyakartas and many spiritual saints, government unblocks porn sites. Yogi Adityanath has confirmed that it was on his, Sakshi Maharaj and Mohan Bhagwat’s request that the union government has decided to repeal the ban on porn. Sources say that many senior party leaders including Ram Madhav were opposed to the ban. A compromise was reached between opposing Hindutva groups and Ministry of Information Technology. As per the new deal government will ban porn sighting ‘missionary position’ as it may encourage conversions to Christianity in India.

Last day, Prime Minister Narendra Modi while addressing the nation on radio show तन की बात had said ‘Condom and sanitary pad advertisements promote obscenity and are against our culture, hence shall be banned in the coming days’. That ban will continue as it makes many middle class families largely voters of  Bharatiya Junta Party uncomfortable while watching their dose of daily sops. The policy of ban on sex education framed by past governments will also continue.

Senior leader from Rashtriya Swemsevak Sangh (RSS) called the revoke of ban ‘victory of Sangh morals’. He also requested Karyakartas to continue abusing outspoken women activists, artists and celebrities on twitter and other social media forums. With that happiness returned to Headquarters and many Shakhas of Sangh. After couple of troubled evenings orgasmic nights ahead.

It is also heard that Swami Ramdev is not happy with the decision of revoking ban. As he and his colleague Balakrishan were practicing many Kamasutra positions together to prepare for launch of 100% Shudh Desi Porn by Patanjali Vidyapeeth.

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